Did you hear about the queer deaf mute?
Did you hear about the queer deaf mute? – Neither did he.
Traditional Service
A young couple met with their pastor to set a date for their wedding....
Love Old and Feeble
Husband: Darling, will you love me when I’m old and feeble?Spouse: You bet I...
Dr. Seuss Episode of ER
IF DR SEUSS WROTE AN EPISODE OF ER – -Kerry: Now Mark, I think...
The Hamster Show
A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he will give...
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?A home-sick abortion.
Blonde and Hairdresser
A blonde walks into the hairdresser with headphones on. She asks the woman working...
I’m going ice fishing!
|A blonde who got a fishing rod for her birthday decided to go ice...
You Must Be A Redneck If
* You recycle your own toilet paper * Your mom has to shave more...
Experts say that although Frank Sinatra is dead…
Experts say that although Frank Sinatra is dead, his act is still 150% moreentertaining...