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Two condoms walk past a gay bar. One of them says to the other,”Hey,...
A man took his wife to the doctors…
A man took his wife to the doctors.After a short examination the doctor said”Your...
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Bill Gates, the Antichrist
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And then there was the boxing referee who used to work for NASA; everytime...
Why does an elephant have four feet?
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Bill Clinton dies and goes to hell. Satan is giving him a VIP tour,...
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Yo mama is so tall
Yo mama so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on...