How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies? Seven…one to mix...
Wifespeak
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Hooker Progress
Three generations of hookers were sitting around the brothel one dayjust talking about the...
If fathers have Father’s Day, and mothers have…
Q: If fathers have Father’s Day, and mothers have Mother’s Day,?.what do single guys...
Elephant jokes 02
|What’ s big and grey with horns?An elephant marching band!What’s yellow on the outside...
The long and short of it!
A white guy is being shipped off to Jamaica for a year with the...
Harp jokes
|A harp is a nude piano.A Celtic harpist spends half her time tuning her...
Hair on my chest
A woman asks her husband to buy her a fur coat for their 25th...
How to get out of anext speeding ticket!
A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer:...
Adjustable Face Lift
This women of forty, being a rather vain person, decided she needed a face...