My car
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Diet Rules
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The Parrot
There’s this fella with a parrot. And this parrot swears like an old salt,...
Two Old Ladies
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Rabbit and Bear
A bear and a rabbit are taking a dump in the woods.The bear turns...
Wise cooking advice
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How do you piss your girlfriend of when your having sex?
How do you piss your girlfriend of when your having sex?Call her up
A blond walks into a bar…
A blond walks into a bar. Ouch!
A Sunday school teacher asked her first graders…
A Sunday school teacher asked her first graders.”Where is God?”The room was filled with...
Trick-or-treating is better than sex
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