When you know you must really be drunk
|A man sat down at a bar, looked into his shirt pocket and ordered...
Military work rules
|1. Sickness: No excuses will be acceptable. We will no longer accept the Medical...
Gun-toting Panda (Classic)
A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats...
English to Chinese Translation!
ENGLISH PHRASE———————-CHINESE TRANSLATIONAre you harboring a fugitive?——–Hu Yu Hai Ding?See me A.S.A.P.———————-Kum Hia NaoStupid...
This lady who was living in New York City had to get back…
This lady who was living in New York City had to get back toher...
Walk through the park
One day a burnette and a blond lady were walking through the park. All-of-a-sudden,...
Newfie fun
What is the difference between a newfie and a bucket of shit…Answer… The Bucket
A ventriloquist was driving in the country…
A ventriloquist was driving in the country when he was attracted to alarge farm....
Why do women fake orgasms?
Why do women fake orgasms?Because men fake foreplay.
The worm’s got a salmon by the throat
|MacAndrews was visiting his Irish cousin, O’Bannon. While there he decided to do a...