Leper at the World Series
A guy with leprosy wins tickets to see the world series. But when he...
Work for an operator
|The following are real conversations Directory Enquiries operators had with callers, as revealed in...
Little Holes
Q: Why do blondes have little holes all over their faces?A: From eating with...
Make my own bed
Innkeeper: The room is $15. a night. It’s $5. if you make your own...
What gender is a computer?
An English teacher was explaining to his students the concept of gender association in...
Ballroom please!
This guy’s in the rear of a full elevator and he shouts, “Ballroomplease.” A...
Letters to President Clinton
Dear Bill: As a fellow Southern Baptist, I can sympathize with your predicament. Although...
Some stupid truckers
|While driving along the back roads of a small town, two truckers came to...
Do you know why it’s called sex?
Do you know why it’s called sex?Because it’s easier to spell than Uhhhhh..oooohh…Ahhhhhh….AIIEEEEEEE!!!
Ventriliquist cowboy walks into town…
Ventriliquist cowboy walks into town and sees Indian sitting on his porch.Cowboy: Hey, cool...