You could feed them a lot faster
|There was once a man from the city who was visiting a small farm,...
Reflections on Life
George Carlin’s Reflections on Life:1. Never raise your hands to you kids. It leaves...
A few lil’ insults to remember.
You’re momma so fat, she be sellin’ shade!You’re momma so ugly, she walked down...
Signs You Hired The Wrong Kid To Mow Your Lawn
He shows up with a pair of nail clippers and a Ziploc bag. On...
A construction worker goes to the doctor and says…
A construction worker goes to the doctor and says, “Doc, I’m constipated.”The doctor examines...
Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice…
Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern:...
Be afraid if you annoy this husband
|A man and woman where on their honeymoon after a long and very happy...
Blonde Father
A blonde guy and a brunette girl were happily married and about to have...
The Mom Dictionary!
AIRPLANE: What Mom impersonates to get a 1-yr.-old to eat strained beets.ALIEN: What Mom...
If Cray ran Christmas…
|The holiday season would cost $16 million but would be celebrated faster than any...