Musical jokes
|Q: What do you get when you play a new age song backwards?A: A...
Charged for speeding
|A man was speeding down a Alabama highway, feeling secure in a gaggle of...
Doctor’s Notes 4
I was performing a complete physical, including the visual acuity test. I placed the...
Doctor’s Notes 1
A man comes into the ER and yells; “My wife’s going to have her...
Tim Kelly was walking therough a dim passageway…
Tim Kelly was walking therough a dim passageway when someonespoke to him. “Good evenin’,...
The three wise men are out for a stroll when…
The three wise men are out for a stroll when they come across a...
A girl and an elephant
Girl woke up in the morning after a party and found an Elephant in...
Texan Computer Terms
“Hard drive” — Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with 3 flat tires...
He bowled long hops!
|What happened when a frog joined the cricket team?He bowled long hops!
Signs You Took Y2K Too Serious
You didn’t find out that nothing happened for a week because you were holed...