Gun-toting Panda (Classic)
A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats...
Did you hear about Adolph, the brown-nosed reindeer?
Did you hear about Adolph, the brown-nosed reindeer? He could run as fast as...
Lawyer In Hell
A lawyer died and was delivered into the devil’s hands. “You will be spending...
This man was having problems getting it up to have sex…
This man was having problems getting it up to have sex with his wife,...
How do you make a dead baby float?
How do you make a dead baby float?Two scoops of ice cream and one...
Yo Momma JokesGalore!
Yo mama so stupid she got a peep hole in a glass door. Yo...
Three guys were sitting in a bar talking…
Three guys were sitting in a bar talking.One was a Doctor, one was a...
Insult Collection #16
At least you are not obnoxious like so many other people — you are...
Money On the Side
What happened to a Brighton Beach prostitute who had an appendectomy performed by a...
Why Babies Need Lots Of Clothes
1. Because baby eats. Eating is a messy job for a baby. If you...