Football try-outs.
Q: Why didn’t the monster make the football team?A: Because he threw like a...
CROSSING THE STREET
TWO TAMPONS WERE CROSSING THE STREET. THEY SEE A FRIEND. WHICH ONE WAVES?NEITHER, THEY...
Wendy Tatoo
Poor Billy is dating a rich girl and has no idea what to give...
Hawaii Crazy Law
Coins are not allowed to be placed in one’s ears. All residents may be...
Stand Over There
Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man...
A perfect choice
A woman who had been married twice and divorced twice was fed up. Her...
Every damn time
Speaking of divorce (I was), this woman petitions the court for a divorce on...
On Marriage
MarriageGetting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order...
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?From a catalogue.
Sinatra’s Obituary
Frank Sinatra, “Old Blue Eyes,” has died.Frank will now be known as “Old Closed...