Naming Children
After having quadruplets, the mother named them… Adolph, Rudolph, Getoff, and Stayoff.
Elephant Fart
Q. Whats the difference between an elephants fart and a cocktail saloon?A. Ones a...
One plus one are two
|Theorem: 1 + 1 = 2Proof:n(2n – 2) = n(2n – 2)n(2n – 2)...
Why do blondes use so much shampoo?
Why do blondes use so much shampoo? The instructions read: LATHER, RINSE, REPEAT
A bad habit
I overheard a friend telling his pal, “I can’t break my wife of the...
Two nuns were driving alone out in the boonies…
Two nuns were driving alone out in the boonies. They ran out of gas....
A guy leaves his place at the bar to go have a piss…
A guy leaves his place at the bar to go have a piss. He...
Rodeo Sex
Have you heard about the latest sensation? It’s called “Rodeo Sex”?Thats when you mount...
grasshopper with no legs
|What do you call a grasshopper with no legs?A grasshover!
Besides ,I Love You
Besides “I love you”, what three words does a wife want to hear most?”I’ll...