Live Longer
Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?...
What’s green and has wheels?
What’s green and has wheels?A FrogI lied about the wheels
Fortune Cookie….
The Top 10 Least Desirable Fortunes in a Fortune Cookie We know where you...
Polish Fisherman’s Bag
A Polish man was walking down the street, carrying a brown paper bag. He...
Empty upstairs!
The problem with keeping an open mind is that all my ideas tend to...
How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?A: Kick his sister in the jaw.
Schizophrenia
What is the best thing about schizophrenia?You’re never alone!
The prison hospital
|Prisoner: Look here, doctor! You’ve already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of...
Two executives working in the garment center are having lunch together…
Two executives working in the garment center are having lunch together. Goldstein says to...