Blue Elephants
1. How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun.2. How...
A woman walks into a shop that sells very expensive Persian rugs…
A woman walks into a shop that sells very expensive Persian rugs. She looks...
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?From a catalogue.
Unfit words to hear
|A woman was being questioned in a court trial involving slander. “Please repeat the...
The Scottsman!
What is the difference between a Scottish man and a member of the Rolling...
A pollster was taking opinions outside the United Nations…
A pollster was taking opinions outside the United Nations building in New York City....
What do you do with a dog with no legs?
What do you do with a dog with no legs?Take it for a drag.
Sex While Pregnant
For those of you about to become first-time fathers, you should know something that...
The Yuppie showered a Yuppette with gifts for over a month…
The Yuppie showered a Yuppette with gifts for over a month. He took her...
For Bird Lovers!
I woke early one morning, The earth lay cool and still When suddenly a...