Why did God create man first?
Why did God create man first? So he wouldn’t have to be told how...
How a man can tell if a woman has PMS
She stops reading Glamour and starts reading Guns and Ammo.She considers chocolate a major...
Knock, Knock
Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Dwayne. Dwayne who? DWAYNE THE TUB! I’M DWOWNING!
Pray for a bike
When i was a kid i used to pray for a new bike. But...
Inventions By Blondes
Inventions by Blondes…1. The water-proof towel2. Glow in the dark sunglasses3. Solar powered flashlights...
What did one of the blonde’s legs say to the other one?
What did one of the blonde’s legs say to the other one? Between you...
Tiger woods in bed.
On their wedding night the new couple are just about to do the deed...
You’ve been programming too long when
When you are counting objects, you go “0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D…”. When asked about a bus schedule,...
A gun for my hubby.
A woman goes into a sporting goods store to buy a rifle. “It`s for...
A golf blooded reptile!
|What do you call a rich frog?A golf blooded reptile!