Mice in a lightbulb?
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rolling stones
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Abbott calling Costello
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Got Any Grapes?
A ducks walks into a bar and asks, “Got any grapes?” The bartender, confused,...
Psychiatrists and Patients
How do you tell the difference between the psychiatrists and the patients at the...
Too Young
When my wife went in the hospital for surgery several years ago, a rule...
What do you call a gay man scrotum?
Question: What do you call a gay man’s scrotum?Answer: Mud flaps!
A man walks into a jewellers shop…
A man walks into a jewellers shop, unzips his trousers and placeshis tool upon...
Improving fry cooking time
|In January 1994, ‘The Economist’ magazine reported that one of Secretary of Energy Hazel...
For three years, the young attorney had been taking his…
For three years, the young attorney had been taking hisbrief vacations at this country...