Daffynitions!
Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s. Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What...
How did the blond break her leg while raking leaves?
How did the blond break her leg while raking leaves?She fell out of the...
Excuse TO smoke
Two teens had been lovers for a few weeks, but the boy was always...
A man comes home and hears hard breathing female noises…
A man comes home and hears hard breathing female noises frominside the aprtment, walks...
Dumb intercourse
“Information. Can I help you?”"I’d like the number of the Theater Guild, please.”"One moment,...
Tire Tread Marks
Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?A: From crawling...
He was de-lighted!
|What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?He was de-lighted!
In A Freezer
Q: What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer?A: Frosted Flakes.
What denomination?
A Woman went to the Post Office to buy stamps for her Christmas cards.”What...
What is the difference between Prince Charles and OJ Simpson?
What is the difference between Prince Charles and OJ Simpson?A: Prince Charles’ (ex)wife was...