Why does Mary Lou Retton smile so much?
Q. Why does Mary Lou Retton smile so much?A. Because she found out what...
Not the Sexiest Man Alive
From David Letterman – Tuesday, January 31, 1995Top Ten Signs You’re Not The Sexiest...
Half A Brain
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?A: Gifted!
Request before death
|A murderer, sitting in the electric chair, was about to be executed.”Have you any...
He’s a real fun guy [fungi]
|Heard on a radio station.What did the female mushroom say about the male mushroom?”He’s...
During her annual checkup, the well-constructed miss…
During her annual checkup, the well-constructed miss was asked to disrobe and climb onto...
New Computer Viruses!
John Bobbit Virus–Removes a vital part of your hard disk and then re-attaches it....
Choices, Choices
For three years, the young attorney had been taking his brief vacations at a...
The Blonde Kidnapper
Once upon a time when a Blonde was hard up for money, she decided...
Why are the N.Y. Giants like a tampon?
Why are the N.Y. Giants like a tampon?They’re only good for one period and...