Real news headlines 06
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Lansing Residents Can...
Tough Mice
There were three city mice sitting at a bar. The first mouse takes ashot...
Six Most Important Men in a Woman’s Life
THE DOCTOR because he says “Take your clothes off.”THE DENTIST because he says “Open...
Man, the Lawn Mower
Why did God create man?Because a vibrator can’t mow the lawn.
TOP TEN PROPOSED NEW DOMAINS
TOP TEN PROPOSED NEW DOMAINSEarlier this week, Gregory Nemitz and a handful of space...
A concerned husband went to a doctor to talk about his wife…
A concerned husband went to a doctor to talk about his wife. He says...
Job well done
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel fortheir 25th anniversary. As...
Wife comes home to find the old man shagging the dog…
Wife comes home to find the old man shagging the dog in the front...
Married to a Sex Maniac
In desperation, the young bride finally wrote to Xaviera Hollander:I’m married to a sex...
Polish Groom Is:
Q: How do you tell which is the Groom at a Polish wedding?A: He’s...