The first client
A young lawyer, starting up his private practice, was very anxiousto impress potential clients....
Greatest Pain
One day, a man walked into the dentist”s office for some dental work.The dentist...
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?The bucket.
How to make an ugly baby…
Q: What sexual position do you use to make an ugly baby?A: Ask your...
Some Words of Wisdom
Some Words of Wisdom…The gene pool could use a little chlorine.Time is what keeps...
Did you know Sex is a crime?
Did you know Sex is a crime?Its a misdemeanor – The more I miss...
The Marv Albert Song
Walkin’ Round in Women’s Underwear(to be sung to “Walkin’ in a Winter Wonderland”)Lacy things...
Confession
The new nun goes to her first confession. She tells the priest that she...
Lorena Bobbitt had just cut off her husband’s penis…
Lorena Bobbitt had just cut off her husband’s penis. She was driving down the...
A woman walks into a tattoo parlour…
A woman walks into a tattoo parlour and asks ‘Do you do custom work?”Why...