Windows 2000 Errors!
The following are new Error Messages are planned for Windows 2000:1) Smash forehead on...
Heavy Thinker-like Drinker
The Heavy ThinkerIt started out innocently enough. I began to think at parties now...
Truth Be Told
A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding...
Little johnny’s gift
On the last day of kindergarten, all the children brought presents for their teacher....
More Your Mommas
Your Momma sooo ugly, when she go to the beach the tide don’t come...
A woman participating in a survey was asked…
A woman participating in a survey was askedhow she felt about condoms. She said,...
World According to Student Bloopers
One of the fringe benefits of being an English or History teacher is receiving...
A lawyer and the pope were both killed in an accident…
A lawyer and the pope were both killed in an accident.The two were in...
7 Shots of Vodka!
Man goes to the bar and says “bartender, give me 7 shots of Vodka.”...
A young boy came home from school and told his mother…
A young boy came home from school and told his mother, “I had a...