Question and answer blond jokes
|Q: Why do Blondes wear earmuffs?A: To avoid the draft.Q: Why did the blonde...
2 cute ones…
One Sunday morning a little girl in her Sunday best was running so she...
A man walks in to a doctors office…
A man walks in to a doctors office and says, “Doctor you must help...
Dog Named Sex (Classic)
Usually everyone who has a dog would call the dog Rover or something. I...
Efficiency
|From: Efficiency & Ticket, Ltd., Management ConsultantsTo: Chairman, The London Symphony OrchestraRe: Schubert’s Symphony...
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?A headbanger
The girl knelt in the confessional and said…
The girl knelt in the confessional and said,”Bless me, Father, for I have sinned.”"What...
Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman…
Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman says,”I hear that you’ve...
His military etiquette
|Officer: Soldier, do you have change for a dollar? Soldier: Sure, buddy. Officer: That’s...
I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months…
I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months – I don’t like to...