rabbits chased by wolf
Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves. The wolves chased the...
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Cowboy Joe was telling his fellow cowboys back on the ranch…
Cowboy Joe was telling his fellow cowboys back on the ranch about his first...
The company sergent is briefing the recruits…
The company sergent is briefing the recruits:”For the next ten weeks the commanding officer...
Ode to spell checkers
|ODE TO A SPELL CHECKERby Jerrold H ZarI have a spelling checker.It came with...
Old farmer Johnson was dying…
Old farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed.With a low...
The couple and the shoe salesman.
The middle-aged wife had just returned to the house on Saturday afternoon after a...
Chinese dog treat
There were three men: an Englishman, a Scotsman, and a Chinese guy. They were...
Condoms In Ears
Q: Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears?A: So she wouldn’t get...
5 lbs of fat
How do you make 5 lbs. of fat attractive? Put a nipple on it.