How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Q. How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A. Two. But...
Best Friend
A guy is sitting at a bar, throwing back glass after glass of scotch....
A girl called the police department and reported that…
A girl called the police department and reported that she had been assaulted. The...
Unlocking your car
|Two blondes were recently observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door...
I deserve to be married
|For a small fee, you can get an agency to have a pregnant “ex-girlfriend”...
Little Johnny’s dad is sitting on the side of the bed…
Little Johnny’s dad is sitting on the side of the bed rolling on acondom...
On the Twelve Days of Christmas, My True Love Gave to Me . . .
|December 14, 2003Dearest Dave,I went to the door today, and the postman delivered a...
Question and answer
|An economist is a trained professional paid to guess wrong about the economy. An...
What do spaghetti and blondes have in common?
What do spaghetti and blondes have in common? They both wiggle when you eat...
Holiday accomodations
Long, but really funny…from a Company in USA. DATE: October 01, 2003RE: Christmas Party...