A horrible curse
An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can removea...
John receives a phone call…
John receives a phone call. “Hello,” he answers. The voiceon the ot other end...
Greedy Kiwi
This aussie caught this Kiwi having a bit of fun with a sheep…..”Mate”, the...
What’s In a Name?
An actor auditioned for a part in a musical comedy many years ago. The...
Holiday Season Conduct…
Conduct During the Holiday Season…Running aluminum foil through a paper shredder at Kinko’s to...
Which of the following lines will do a better job…
Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man...
A guy rings work and says…
A guy rings work and says “I can`t come in to work today as...
Engineer and Guillotine
Today they’re leading a priest, a drunkard and an engineer to the guillotine.They ask...
What’s the difference between pussy and apple pie?
Q: What’s the difference between pussy and apple pie?A: You can eat your Mom’s...
Temperatures
Temperatures60 degrees – Californians put their sweaters on. 50 degrees – Miami residents turn...