Cross With A Blonde
Q: What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?A1: I...
Soup you don’t want to eat.
What do you call a masterbating bull? Beef strokin’off.
Man and E.T.
What’s the difference between a man and E.T.?E.T. phoned home.
Ultra dumb people 02
A man walked in to a Topeka, Kansas Kwik Shop, and asked for all...
tough mosquito
|How do you know if you have a tough mosquito?You slap him and he...
The Priest
Q: Why did the Priest go to Walmart?A: He wanted to get boys pants...
Kennedys, light bulbs
How many Kennedys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Four – one to...
Make me a better musician
|There once was a violist playing in the Winnipeg Symphony. He wasn’t that wonderful...
The Priest and the Rabbi.
A priest and a rabbi operated a church and a synagogue across the street...
Bill Collector
WARNING! POOR FRED IS DEAD. DO NOT READ THIS UNLESS YOU HAVE COME TOMOURN...