Lying Politicians
A busload of politicians were driving down a country road when, all of a...
Losing my wife\’s love.
“I’m worried that I’m losing my wife’s love,” the husband told the counselor.”Has she...
Bosses versus workers
|When I take a long time, I am slow.When my boss takes a long...
An old man of 70 married a young girl of 18…
An old man of 70 married a young girl of 18. When they got...
A man answers the phone and has the following…
A man answers the phone and has the following conversation: “Yes, mother, I’ve had...
Not On Your Anniversary!
Top Ten Things NOT To Say On Your Anniversary10. Today is our what?9. I...
AirForce 1
When the AirForce 1 prepares to land, the Captain speaks over the intercom:”The seatbelt...
Cement
Q: What do u have when their is a lawyer up to his neck...
Paying Rent
“That bastard husband of mine wanted me to sleep with the landlord because he...
Clean restrooms
On her way home the same blonde drove past another sign that said”CLEAN RESTROOMS...