Young man
|”Young man,” said the judge, looking sternly at the defendant. “It’s alcohol and alcohol...
Strange grants given
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Biblical Bumper Stickers
Adam: “You are what you eat.” Eve: “At least he doesn’t compare me to...
Punishment that fits the crime
Three dogs are sitting in the waiting room of a vets office. One is...
The fucking lights
Tith the sun beginning to rise, the cabin of the jetliner was suddenly illuminated....
Little Johnny comes home from school…
Little Johnny comes home from school with a note from his teacher, indicating that...
A 70-year-old man has never been married…
A 70-year-old man has never been married. One day he meets a beautiful 17-year-old...
Happens all the time
A guy starts talking to two women in a bar, they turnout to be...
What am I?
You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up....
Donkey Woman!
A guy and his wife walked into a bar one day, the wife takes...