Angering the Irishman
|Three Englishmen were in a bar and spotted an Irishman. So, one of the...
Doctor, should I file my nails?
|Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else.
A man is in a hospital bed completly wrapped up…
A man is in a hospital bed completly wrapped up in a body cast.One...
Yo mama so ugly.. taco bell..
Yo mama’s so ugly, she’s like Taco Bell. When people see her, they run...
Cocky Gunslinger
It’s 1880, the decade of gunslingers and gentlemen. This is a story of one...
Smart little johnny
One day the teacher walks into her classroom and announces to the class that...
Three guys were talking one morning about how drunk they were…
Three guys were talking one morning about how drunk they were at this party...
More Church Bloopers!
Actual bloopers found on church bulletin boards:Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other...
What is God?
One morning at church, the pastor was preaching about what God was and wasn’t.He...
Washing Machine Is Better
Q: Why is a washing machine better than a blonde?A: Because you can drop...