Letter Written Slow
A LETTER FROM A WEST VIRGINIA MOTHER TO HER DAUGHTERDear Louanne Ellie Mae,I’m writing...
Wheel of disfortune
Your momma so stupid that when she goes on wheel of fortune she buysa...
Mental Health Patient
It was dusk time when a man had a flat tire right in front...
Trombone jokes
|Q: How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn?A: Stick your...
Cosmetic Surgery
A woman named Shirley was from Beverly Hills. One day, she had a heart...
I’ll get you next slime!
|What did the slug say to the other who had hit him and run...
A Drunk Scottsman
There was a scottsman and he was too drunk to walk home from the...
Discussing finances
|A couple was having a discussion about family finances. Finally the husband exploded, “If...
A fair warning
Tourist guide at zoo: “Ladies and gentlemen, this is the elephant, thelargest animal to...
Very expensive Barbie Doll!
A man was driving home one evening and realized that it was his daughter’s...