Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring?
Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring? He decided to...
What do you do if your bank account stops working?
What do you do if your bank account stops working?Throw the guy out of...
What do you call a group of blondes on roller skates?
What do you call a group of blondes on roller skates?A mobile sperm bank.
Mom’s Dictionary
Amnesia: Condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to become romantic...
An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman
|An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman were without tickets for the opening ceremonies...
Wedding Toasts 4
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets...
What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy…
What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of...
Fun fun fun worry worry worry
A teacher said to her little student Suzy, “Punctuate the following sentence: Fun fun...
Home Alone children
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Football try-outs.
Q: Why didn’t the monster make the football team?A: Because he threw like a...