What is 3 feet tall and gives me head?
What’s 3 feet tall and gives me head?My son.
Wrong suggestion!
A husband, tired of his wife asking him how she looks, buys her a...
A Horse walks into a Bar
A Horse walks into a bar: “Hey buddy,” says the bartender, “why the long...
A Bad Mix
What do you get when you have 50 politicians and 50 lesbians in a...
Did you hear about the Polish Navy tragic accident?
Did you hear about the Polish Navy’s tragic accident?A hundred and thirty-seven sailors drowned...
Wife Is a Car Feature
Over the weekend, Steve bought a new car. He was so excited about it...
Locked Car
Two blondes observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their...
3 pregnant women were waiting…
3 pregnant women were waiting in the doctor’s waiting room for an antenatalcheck-up and...
Murphy’s Laws (5)
Never slap a man who chews tobacco.There are many many more asses in the...
Why do some people take an instant aversion to banjo players?
Q: Why do some people take an instant aversion to banjo players?A: It saves...