Why do elephants have 4 feet?
Why do elephants have 4 feet? -Because 4 inches isn’t enough.
A Prayer Before Dying
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his...
Hair Loss
Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it...
Retarded Duck Farmer
There was a retarded duck farmer who had 2 sons, but only enough money...
MADE FOR TV
|Guns For Hire, an Arizona company specializing in staged gunfights for Western movies, got...
Don’t Be Sexist!
Don’t be sexist. Broads hate that!
A girl and an elephant
Girl woke up in the morning after a party and found an Elephant in...
Why do men take showers instead of baths?
Why do men take showers instead of baths?Pissing in the bath is disgusting.
Your Dad’s Like Cement
You dad’s like cement, it takes him two days to get hard!
Polish Plane Landing
Polish Air Lines flight 113 was descending for a landing at anairport they had...