Age Quotes
I’m so old they’ve cancelled my blood type. Bob Hope As you get older...
Someone stole things from me
|A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car. “They’ve...
12 Things NOT to Say if Pulled Over
12. Hey, wasn’t your daughter a porn queen?11. I’m surprised you stopped me, Dunkin...
How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?
How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?Two. One to change it,...
A little sports match
“…And the halftime score here at the Colleusium is Lions 7,Christians Nothing. We’ll be...
Someone died playing golf
|Fred got home from his Sunday round of golf later than normal and very...
Banjo jokes
|Q: How many banjo players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Only...
How can u spot a tough Lesbian Bar?
How can u spot a tough Lesbian Bar?Even the pool tables don’t have balls.
These two men were cellmates at state penitentiary for…
These two men were cellmates at state penitentiary for nine years. One day Larry...
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?The bucket.