60-year-old man
A 60-year-old man went to the doctor for a check-up. The doctor told him,...
Blonde House Fire
A blonde’s house is on fire. She calls 911 and says, “My house is...
The Twelve Bugs of Christmas
|For the first bug of Christmas, my manager said to meSee if they can...
Why does an elephant have four feet?
Why does an elephant have four feet?Because it would look silly with six inches.
Marriage Quotes
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. Rodney Dangerfield...
Little Johnny walks into his primary school…
Little Johnny walks into his primary school classroom one morning to be confronted by...
I’ll get you next slime!
|What did the slug say to the other who had hit him and run...
What\\\\\\\’s it called when…?
What’s it called when a woman is paralyzed from the waist down?Marriage.
Farmer Petrovich is whipping and slapping his sheep…
Farmer Petrovich is whipping and slapping his sheep when the localminister comes walking around...
I want to take money with me
|As Mr. Smith was on his death bed, he attempted to formulate a plan...