Sightings Of Sharp Individuals
Sighting #1:I was busy writing some computer program for one of my classes and...
Proper Care of Floppy Diskettes
Never leave diskettes in the disk drive, as data can leak out of the...
Murphys Law on Love and Sex
“Don’t worry. I’ve had a vasectomy/hysterectomy.” “I won’t come in your mouth, I promise.”...
Little boy learns arithmetic.
A little boy is in school working on his arithmetic. The teacher says, “Imagine...
Road Hazard
Two elderly women were out driving in a large car, both women barely large...
Special High Intensity Teaching
Special High Intensity TeachingMemo to all students:In order to assure the highest levels of...
Leroy’s homework assignment…
Leroy is given a homework assignment. Still befuddled by the whole school thing, Leroy...
Mice Krispies!
|What are crisp, like milk and go ‘eek, eek, eek’ when you eat them?Mice...
A Guide to the Identification and Classification of North American Farts
A Guide to the Identification and Classification of North American FartsLearning- or better still,...
What was the problem before?
|Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the...