Good and Bad News
An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him:...
Twas the night before X-mas
Twas the Night before X-masT’was the night before christmas- Old Santa was pissedHe cussed...
The Zen Master is visiting New York City…
The Zen Master is visiting New York City from Tibet. He goes up to...
What you do best!
This suave-looking Redneck, (ok, just pretend there is one) walks into a bar and...
Cosmetic Surgery
A woman named Shirley was from Beverly Hills. One day, she had a heart...
Oh Human Sexuality
When it comes to human sexuality, men are like microwave ovens and women are...
Milk Truck
Q: What gives milk and has one horn?A: A milk truck!
The Insensitive Gorilla
A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo. They are standing in frontof...
I am not forgetful
|Three ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, “Sometimes I catch...