Wrong Finger
I saw my old girlfriend the other day and she had her wedding ring...
Lawyers take everything
|A reporter outside of a courtroom asked a defendant clad only in a barrel:...
The first time in the gay bar
A belligerent drunk walks into a bar and hollers:”I can lick any man in...
Reload.
A guy finally gets a date with an easy blonde. To prepare for the...
Whats the difference between Monica and a Soda machine?
Q: Whats the difference between Monica and a Soda machine?A: They both have, “incert...
Why was the moth so unpopular?
|Why was the moth so unpopular?He kept picking holes in everything!
A young wife, her boorish husband and a young good looking…
A young wife, her boorish husband and a young good looking sailor wereshipwrecked on...
What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?
What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?A religious movement!
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?A rash...
I like monkeys
This was originally posted in rec.sport.pro-wrestlingDate: 1999/03/04Author: briang68g@gearthlink.netI like monkeys. The pet store was...