What does an elephant keep up its trunk?
What does an elephant keep up its trunk?A Yard ‘n’ half o’ snot!
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights…
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlightsbroken and considerable damage....
Warning labels
If government is going to put health warning labels on beer, wine and liquor,...
Mind over matter!
A guy who was in the Air Force had just spent a year tour...
Bronze sculptures
A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco’s Chinatown. Picking through...
Happy Thanksgiving
I saw you across a crowded room. Among all the others that were there,...
Corporate Lessons!
A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the side of the...
A man is waiting for his wife to give birth…
A man is waiting for his wife to give birth. The doctor comes in...
Bad advice 2
Walking past the Royal Courts of Justice one day, a man spotted a friend...
Knock Knock Jokes 4
Knock Knock Who’s there? Alda! Alda who? Alda time you knew who it was!...