Greenhorn In Alaska
A greenhorn visiting Alaska was talking to two old sourdoughs. They informed him he...
New scientific element: WOMAN
Element Name: WOMANSymbol: WOAtomic Weight: (don’t even go there!)Physical properties: Generally round in form....
Bell Labs Proves Existence of Dark Suckers
Bell Labs Proves Existence of Dark Suckers For years it has been believed that...
What is the loose skin around the pussy called?
What is the loose skin around the pussy called? -The woman.
It’s been nice gnawing you!
|What did the woodworm say to the chair?It’s been nice gnawing you!
The last laugh!
Several years ago, after having Japanese executives from the automotive industry tour a Ford...
Almost celibate
“I’m finished with Judi!” Jon exclaimed to his friend. “She brokedown and told me...
Paradox of Woman
If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman. If you don’t, you are...
Redneck and a Trailer
Q: What does a tornado and a redneck divorce have in common? A: Somebody’s...
Obituaries
Where do you look for blondes’ obituaries? Under “Home Improvements.”