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Why do you wrap duct tape around a hamster?
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Married to a Sex Maniac
In desperation, the young bride finally wrote to Xaviera Hollander:I’m married to a sex...
Hawaii Crazy Law
Coins are not allowed to be placed in one’s ears. All residents may be...
Ventriloquist
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he’s doing a show...
50 WAYS TO CONFUSE, WORRY, OR JUST SCARE THE PEOPLE IN THE COMPUTER LAB
1. Log on, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face...
The boy on a nude beach.
Two parents take their son on vacation and go to a nude beach. Thefather...
How do you know when your girlfriend is on anabolic steroids?
How do you know when your girlfriend is on anabolic steroids?When she flips you...
Lawyers & Sperm
What do lawyers and sperm have in common?One in a million become a human...
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?A Frosted Flake.