Many Sayings On Love And Sex
“Don’t worry. I’ve had a vasectomy/hysterectomy.” “I won’t come in your mouth, I promise.”...
Bake A Long Time
Q: Why did the blonde bake a chicken for three and a half days?A:...
Bitter end
Little Johnny’s teacher asked him, “Johnny, give me a sentence using the words, “bitter...
Tell Me!
A husband and wife were fighting about their sex life.”You never even tell me...
Uncovering a scam
|The Senate is investigating deceptive sweepstakes practices. These companies target the elderly and make...
What is it called when a blonde blows in another blond’s ear?
What is it called when a blonde blows in another blond’s ear?Data transfer.
Some police quotes
|”The handcuffs are tight because they’re new. They’ll stretch out after you wear them...
Happy Birthday…yech!
Bruce comes home one day and says to his lover, “Please do me a...
Jon left for a two day business trip to Chicago…
Jon left for a two day business trip to Chicago. He was only afew...
Fallen bridge
|A blond and her blond boyfriend went for a walk along the river.The blond...