The system crash song
|SYSTEM CRASH (to the tune of “The Monster Mash”) I was working in the...
Lawyers and sperm
What do a lawyer and sperm have in common?They both have a one in...
Golf lessons
A husband and wife love to golf together, but neither of them areplaying like...
Writers Quotes
The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense. Tom Clancy I...
Five Most Constipated people in Bible
The five most constipated people in the Bible:1. Cain-who wasn’t able.2. King Solomon-who sat...
I Will Not
I will not waste chalk… I will not skateboard in the halls… I will...
What would you call an Amish guy with his arm up a horse’s ass?
What would you call an Amish guy with his arm up a horse’s ass?A...
A small boy was lost, so he went up…
A small boy was lost, so he went up to apoliceman and said, “I’ve...
Maid to order!
A fresh-faced lad on the eve of his wedding night goes to his mother...
some more blonde q & a’s
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain ? A: Gifted!...