Vampire Bat
A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and...
Some quick thinking!
A man and a woman meet at bar one day and are getting along...
What do you call a gay man scrotum?
Question: What do you call a gay man’s scrotum?Answer: Mud flaps!
Oh la la!
A couple’s having dinner in a restaurant when their waitress, standing a few tables...
Lady Di is welcomed at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter…
Lady Di is welcomed at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter. Peter asks: “Oh...
Dope
Grow your own dope! Plant a blonde!
The Three Moles
There was a mamma mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole. They lived...
Gorilla in a Tree
A man walked into his backyard one morning and found there was a gorilla...
George Carlin: I’m a BAD American
George Carlin Speaks Out…I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American.I am...
Can You See?
Bob: Can you see farther during the day or at night?Joe: During the day...