Best Pickup Lines I’ve Used
The word of the day is “LEGS”, let’s go back to my place and...
Hungry Beggar
A beggar walks up to a well-dressed woman who is shopping on Rodeo Drive...
What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy…
What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of...
4 Nuns at a church wanted to watch TV…
4 Nuns at a church wanted to watch TV. The first one said she...
An Irishman, Englishman and Scotchman sitting…
An Irishman, Englishman and Scotchman sitting on a beach notice a mermaid sitting on...
Did you hear the one about the guy who had five penises?
Did you hear the one about the guy who had five penises ?He had...
An explorer goes into an undiscovered tomb…
An explorer goes into an undiscovered tomb for the first time, and inthe center...
Santa vs. system admins
|The similarities between Santa and System Admins1. Santa is bearded, corpulent, and dresses funny.2....
Six Most Important Men in a Woman’s Life
THE DOCTOR because he says “Take your clothes off.”THE DENTIST because he says “Open...
Good girls vs. Bad girls
Good girls loosen a few buttons when it’s hot. Bad girls make it hot...