Must help the wife
|Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office. “Boss,” he says, “we’re...
You might be a redneck if…ID
Someone asks to see your I.D. and you show them your belt buckle.
Count Down
What goes up when you count down?A Rocket Ship!
Daffynitions!
Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s. Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What...
The rain cloud.
What did the rain cloud wear under his rain coat?Answer: Thunder wear!
Jump out of the plane
|An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane...
Oh the Internet is slow
|The Net is SlowOh, the network outside is frightful,But on campus, it’s so delightful,Our...
Insult Collection #14
I’ve hated your looks from the stare they gave me. Don’t you need a...
At a distressed city
|he following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Tuns of PunsGalore – Part I
Our library has so many books they had to put it in a multi-story...