Blonde Father
A blonde guy and a brunette girl were happily married and about to have...
Yo’ Momma is…
Yo’ Mamma is so ugly, I went into your house saw her TV was...
face like a million dollars
You’ve a face like a million dollars.All green and wrinkled!
You might be a redneck if… rich relative
Your richest relative buys a new house and you have to help take the...
Defining the Americans
|We yell for the Government to balance the budget, then take the last dime...
EMT response times.
Three paramedics were boasting about improvements in their respective ambulance team?s response times. ?Since...
Why did Marshall Applewhite insist that his follwers be castrated?
Q: Why did Marshall Applewhite insist that his follwers be castrated?A: He heard that...
Hickory hickory dock.
|Hickory hickory dock.The mouse ran up the clockThe clock struck oneBut the rest got...
Jif
Yo momma so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
Proctologists
Proctologists Of all the professions we fear, one stands out. No, it’s not “mortician;”...