The last words
A teacher was asking her class what their fathers did. When she asked little...
Minding his manners.
A man walked into a crowded doctor’s office. As he approached the desk, the...
Stock market report
|Today’s Stock Market Report: Helium was up, feathers were down.Paper was stationary.Fluorescent tubing was...
Vikings in a Dome.
Why do the Vikings play in a Dome?Because even God can’t stand to watch!
How the Angel got on the tree!
One particular Christmas season a long time ago, Santa was getting ready for his...
What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a pig?
What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a pig? Nothing, there’s...
Had too much Christmas cheer?
1. You know you have if you… notice your tie sticking out of your...
Guests for dinner
|The following is a true story.There was this little kid who had a bad...
Real news headlines 06
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Lansing Residents Can...
Snail’s Pace
A man hears a knock at his door, opens it but doesn’t see anyone.He...