I can’t feel my legs!
A man wakes up in a hospital bed after a terrible accident and cries...
Trip To The Desert
A red-head, a brunette, and a blonde went on a trip to the desert.They...
What do you get if you put your hand down an pyschic pants?
What do you get if you put your hand down an pyschic’s pants? Your...
No Brakes
Did you ever hear about Blitzen the Brown nosed reindeer?He is twice as fast...
What is the similarity between a woman and a washing machine?
What is the similarity between a woman and a washing machine? They both leak...
Big Memory Problem
Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything! Doctor: So,...
Put me into a fighting mood
|Patient: Doctor, what I need is something to stir me up; something to put...
Signs and notices 12
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign on a...
Mother’isms! (Long Joke)
My most memorable one was, after being lightly smacked on the butt and asking,...
Hereditary Diarrhoea
Did you know diarrhoea is hereditary?Yup…it runs in your genes!