The Blonde and the Shepherd
There was this blonde girl who had gotten fed up with blonde jokes, so...
HEGS
The Doctor tells his patient that he has H-E-G-S”What’s that?”, the patient asks.”It’s a...
Why can’t you be like that?
|Jill tells her husband, “Jack, that young couple that just moved in next door...
Little Johnny at it again!
The teacher was telling her 4th grade class about today’s lesson.”I’ll say a letter...
Old Beach Babe
Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch, doing nothing. One lady turns...
What is the smartest blonde?
What is the smartest blonde?A golden retriever
This guy and a blonde are making out feverishly…
This guy and a blonde are making out feverishly in the front seat ofhis...
Ten pounds of pride
A Texan bought a round of drinks for all in the bar and announced...
A visual joke
(This joke requires the use a small visual. I’ll describe the visualfirst, then as...
Paying bills
Walking up to a department store’s fabric counter, a prettygirl asked, “I want to...