Little Johnny says to his mother…
Little Johnny says to his mother ” Mommy, I have to go and tinkle.”...
A name for a penis
A guy walks into a bar … once inside, he realizes it’s a gay...
Man in a pub, “If you went camping and woke up…
Man in a pub, “If you went camping and woke up in the morning...
The work qualification test
|Murphy applied for an engineering position at an Irish firm based in Dublin. An...
A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him…
A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him, so one day...
How did Stevie Wonder Pierce his ears?
How did Stevie Wonder pierce his ears? He answered the stapler (hello? *OUCH*)
Investment counselor
|An investment counselor decided to go out on her own. She was shrewd and...
Indiana Crazy Law
One man may not back into a parking spot becasue it prevents police officers...
She is angry at you
|Worried because they hadn’t heard anything for days from the widow in the neighboring...
Why Orgasms?
Q: Why do blondes have orgasms?A: So they know when to stop having sex!